NO NAP TIME.
Sleep is for people who know what day it is.
ZERO INSIDE VOICE.
MAXIMUM NONSENSE.

Nobody knows where he came from. One minute it was quiet. The next, this tiny menace showed up wearing a HODL cap and screaming through a pacifier.
He doesn't walk into a room. He becomes the room.
DO NOTSleep is for people who know what day it is.
Quiet entrances have never been his thing.
It stays in. Even when the world gets weird.
THE PACIFIER STAYS IN.
Find the creature. Join the commotion.