THE INTERNET'S LOUDEST BABY

LMAOTARD!

ZERO INSIDE VOICE.
MAXIMUM NONSENSE.

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A wild neon clown baby wearing a black HODL cap, with dollar eyes and a blue pacifier
BORN
LOUD!
100%
UNHINGED
SCROLL FOR THE CHAOS ↓EST. WHENEVER THE NOISE STARTED // 001
01 / THE CREATURE✳

SMALL BODY.
BIG PROBLEM.

Nobody knows where he came from. One minute it was quiet. The next, this tiny menace showed up wearing a HODL cap and screaming through a pacifier.

He doesn't walk into a room. He becomes the room.

Close-up of LMAOTARD's chaotic colorful faceDO NOT
FEED AFTER
MIDNIGHT
02 / BABY LOGIC

THE HOUSE
RULES.

01

NO NAP TIME.

Sleep is for people who know what day it is.

02

MAKE A SCENE.

Quiet entrances have never been his thing.

03

HODL THE BINKY.

It stays in. Even when the world gets weird.

TRY NOT TO PRESS THE BUTTON.HE'S WATCHING YOU.
03 / THE CLUBHOUSE

THE PACIFIER STAYS IN.

THE NOISE
NEVER STOPS.

Find the creature. Join the commotion.

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